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I thought of that old joke, you know, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.” And the doctor says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?” And the guy says, “I would, but I need the eggs.” Well, I guess that’s pretty much how how I feel about relationships. You know, they’re totally irrational and crazy and absurd and I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs. Woody Allen - Annie Hall

I thought of that old joke, you know, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.” And the doctor says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?” And the guy says, “I would, but I need the eggs.” Well, I guess that’s pretty much how how I feel about relationships. You know, they’re totally irrational and crazy and absurd and I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs.

Woody Allen - Annie Hall
Woody Allen - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex

Woody Allen - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex